KL is a nightmare! Long live the Homopigs

Do not, ever ever travel alone in KL, u can never tell how cunning those homopigs are!

Ok, me and my uncle, went to KL to get his laptop back.
*Have to be in KL or PENANG cause u cant find any APPLE repair centre in IPOH*

Got back his laptop, yes, then my uncle went on searching that malay technician but was told that all the malays are gone for praying!

Can u believe that? A malay lady, tell us that, all the malay went for praying, hey hey, who the hell is she then? MALAY MARTIAN? geez...u gonna be friggin' kidding me that time, we was laughing till we can hardly breath!

Walked around in KLCC, nothing interesting, all laptop specs are shit and expensive!
*Geez...tell me about it..*

Before proceeding to our next destination! That is low yat plaza, where all the computer addicts meet! We were fcking ripped off by a taxi driver, RM35 just to get there!
*hey can u fcking imagine what he said? He told us that the fixed price is RM35 because it was a peak hour, yea right, peak hour at 3.30pm, my butt u indian money day dreamer! Fixed price my butt, he was fcking dreaming RM35 and there it is, fixed price Rm35 from his dream!*

We dont have much time as we were rushing that time, so we just pretended to be a stupid gold fish foreigner and went on a mission to the plaza because it would be very very stupid if he would to know we are local!
*you know, he might say something like...LOSERS! What a friggin' loser for a local that got ripped off by me, dam...imma genius..imma entrepreneur!*

Geez, skip that shit part, i dont wanna continue how that indian is trying to be nice and kind to us!

So...yea, we went all around the place, searching for a better model, up and down, down and up, or down down up up and bla bla just to compare the stupid prices and specs.

Hell yea, we saw a monster machine, i didnt have a pen, so my uncle suggested we should take a picture of the specs but then a stupid salesman stopped us and say something like "hey, im sorry ahh, u cant take picture here la..perhaps a paper to copy the specs will do laaa". Geez can u believe that? They have no brochure for us to keep and asked us to copy down the specs by ourself without taking any picture of that specs!
*What the fck is that, thats so not professional man!*

After everything has done, shit, then it rained heavily when we was on our way to the bus station.
*yeap, we were soaking wet and desperately trying to get a ticket from KL to IPOH*

We searched for 3~5 counter and all of them are fully booked, well, theres some choices like RM30 and RM25, but hey, thats like a trip to singapore already!

Tried to search a normal price, around RM13, but it seems to me that the cheap and nice bus has already been fully booked, so we had no choice but to get the RM30 ticket instead.
*We thought it was a wise decision because that bus is going to leave soon..*

Was told by the ticket seller to get down to platform 6, and yea, we did the running, but then there is no bus, so theres a guy, taking us to the another guy, and the another guy friggin' ask us to follow him to where the bus is parked or located at.
*walked quite far, my uncle and i was fcking confused cause we walked out of the building to where we started our journey before arriving to the bus station.*

Ok, here is where the fun part is, can u believe that, we...paid RM30 each, meaning RM60, for a Bus Sekolah? Fck that tag, we paid RM60 for a bus sekolah, and guess what, it took us like 4 hours to get to ipoh from KL! Yea, the bus sekolah was like 60km/h!
*sigh....drive safe ma, bus sekolah ma...we are the student ma, on the holiday to ipoh ma, 10 or 20 yrs younger ma...thats why lo...DIU!!*

And guess what, that bus sekolah are even worse than my previous school bus which i used to catch to my school! So yea, basically laughing throughout the journey, making fun of ourselves while screwing around.

I gonna tell u how sick it was with that sad bus! The seats are torn, water leaking from the air-corn, u cant switch off the air-corn some more, and that time we were soaking wet.

Diu, if we were to pay RM5 for that cheap bus, yes, then thats something that we might want to be proud of! But hey...we paid Rm60 for that piece of recycled moving shit!!

Imagine that bus driver is on a vacation and with that stolen bus sekolah, trying to earn an extra living while ripping us off with that piece of crap where it is slower than an 80's mini cooper.

And guess what, they took the longer and the old route which they dont have to pay for the tour, fcking brilliant ass hole, taking the older route instead of paying RM2 or more for the new and closer route to ipoh!
*Im telling you, that has to be a sick entrepreneur with a pink undies*

Well, like i said, we dont have any choice because my parent, they were taking turns to call me and my uncle just to check where the we are.
*thats my parent~~*

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